Looking at archives of photos taken by my wife and kids, I'm always holding this mug that someone gave me many years ago that has "Go Away" in big bold letters, followed by "or I will replace you with a very small shell script". I don't look very approachable. And the other side is blank, so I often forget it says anything at all, including when we have visitors (pre-COVID-19), or when I'm outside.
Funny mug, but I don't actually think that. ...though a small shell script does go a long way.
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